Colorado Snowboard Blog 11/7/09

Posted by: Dave Berry | Nov 7, 09

It's way too early to be awake on a Saturday. My esteemed roommate forgot to turn off his alarm and it's been going off for over an hour now. To be exact, this shit started at five AM and it sucks. There is a beautiful woman crashed out on the couch with a stew pot next to her on the floor. I'm assuming it is supposed to serve as a vomit recepticle. Thankfully it is empty. My puppy is acting like a terrorist.

Keystone opened on Thursday. I was planning on going there today if a lift ticket was in the budget but I can't figure out how much one costs. Keystone's website sucks donkey dick! Yeah YOU, keystone.com's webmaster! You're a dick and I hate you! Why isn't there single-day lift ticket prices listed on your site? QUIT PANDERING TO FUCKING GAPERS FROM TEXAS! Does anybody remember the epic movie Out Cold? I think it's time to enact some good, old-fashoned local's justice on Intrawest and Vail Resorts in an effort to take our hills back. On second thought, our hills are over-populated with Jeremy Jones look-alikes so I suppose it isn't worth it. I guess I'll be the one swatting people who ski in jeans right on their fat asses solo this year for a cause that I may or may not even believe in anymore.

Winter Park is supposed to open on the 15th of this month. I'm turbo-stoked on that. In the mean time, I think I'm going to grab a breakfast burrito and a cup of coffee and just gun it to Loveland again. Does anybody out there want a Siberian Husky puppy who eats carpet and anything else he can put in his mouth?

Until next time...

Shred Hard.

Dave Berry.